The Backyard at my Reston Modern Condo

Electric Char-B-Que, $99 in 1981. $7.50 in 2008. EEG and I had a cookout the other day with are new procurement. Excellent; Confetti Potatoes, Portobellos, Tofu, and Chicken Sausage. The burns are healing nicely.

Now take notice of my backyard, Yea! I tilled that shit myself and grew some grass, tried of waiting for the morons who run this community to do anything to up real estate value. Instead they buy little flowers for you to plant for exorbatent costs. And they die in a month. Money well spent, Good Job! Jerk-Offs! They actually fined me for putting up two string of orange tape to keep the so called landscaping people off it, just while it grew in. The Woodwinds Association is a very reactionary and punitive group. They are not able to comprehend any longterm improvements. Not sure I will ever understand the average person that inhabits the Northern Virginia area. They seem quite different from me, and I really want to relate to my co-inhabitants. I am lonely and in need of companionship like any other person of the world. Okay I look a bit sketchy and often fail to follow the rules by the letter. But I am a lover, shit virginia is for lovers, right? Please don't judge me on my looks, or I will take you, and you'll never see it coming. Oh well. It's much more beautiful out my walls of windows to the woods now, and summer is here and the grilling days are in full effect.

But, I do wish people were more like they are on the Andy Griffin Show, or Leave it to Beaver, you know with that fifties attitude of neighborly love. Today they just hide behind a book of HOA rules, with extra copies behind there backs to throw at you. I guess it goes with the territory, D.C. is infested with .gov's, red tapers, bean counters, cowards! If there is a problem we could talk it out, have a beer or a cup. Forgive each for our abrasive guards. We are all people, we are all smart enough too relate and help each other understand our needs and gripes. The Association person actually said I was lowering the real estate value by emphasizing the other grassless yards. A real Genius, "so false you think it's fucking true.." Isaac Brock (Modest Mouse.) Love it All!