Ahhh the dreams of the young middle class and upper class Indian girls to marry a westerner and move to the US and live the good life? Heard this one from Priyanka after the Transformers IMAX showing, over a heated Air Hockey game. I was surprized, but it's logical I guess.
Ahhh the gentle "PUSH PULL PUSH PULL..."* of my little darling's dark sea of desire for me. It lapping at my ears through the cell or spilling on my lips during a film. So this dream exists?! I heard it from the horse's mouth. But I find it hard accept, the strong family ties and reruns of Full House will keep them all in India. But, I will take all the help I can get on this one. I hope I am not sterile, this chick wants kids!??!
I find myself next to older senior Indians during the day, which makes me think I am doing what the retired of India do all day. Hang out at street cafe's, read the paper, sudoko, crosswords, or sit around in public places staring, or surf the internet. I am on the right track. If only I could get Priyanka to stop talking about my future jobs in Mumbai.
In general, I am improving, I am down to one cigarette a day, and hopefully a half today, barring any sort of total breakdown. It's always eminent! I am also learning about India reading the paper everyday, and this place is tougher and much more violent than I thought. They have their share of murders, rapes, sodomy, extortion, fraud, clear cutting, etc. daily. I am hoping to steer clear of the evil elements of India.
I am living off the street food, and in the paper today there is a typhoid fever alert going, epidemic? Great. Stay away from 'CUT FRUIT,' Contaminated water, etc. Shit I have about 8 fruit juice shakes a day, ahh Fig, Banana, Grape, Strawberry, Pineapple. Amazing and all between 10-20 Rs. (.25 - .50) I think I got a shot for Typhoid? How long are they good for?
Reading about a lot of young enterpenuers in India making some good money, sounding more and more like moeny is in the air here like the USA. Makes it all sound possible. And learning more about what is to come in June, the MONSOON. Eating Ice Cream in the rain, stuff like that, coming out of Priyanka's incredibly wet little mouth makes it all sounds so good! She of course does not ride the public trains, which must get real nasty in the rain, while you are simaltaneously touching 6 to 8 other men in the 'everyone else class' train cars. Come to India and ride the trains in the rush hours if you are lonely! It's like twister but as far away as your imagination can take you from your high school cheerleading squad! Or some gestault therapy for the agraphobic! Bye, Dino...
Quotes:
24 Hour Full Power
Pure Indian
Aren't you tired? (after the second nut)
True Democracy
It's just a piece of tissue (the big V)
The Push Pull Wooing Technique *( Thnx Yasha(the nice slice of swiss cheese in the big apple))
Ahhh the gentle "PUSH PULL PUSH PULL..."* of my little darling's dark sea of desire for me. It lapping at my ears through the cell or spilling on my lips during a film. So this dream exists?! I heard it from the horse's mouth. But I find it hard accept, the strong family ties and reruns of Full House will keep them all in India. But, I will take all the help I can get on this one. I hope I am not sterile, this chick wants kids!??!
I find myself next to older senior Indians during the day, which makes me think I am doing what the retired of India do all day. Hang out at street cafe's, read the paper, sudoko, crosswords, or sit around in public places staring, or surf the internet. I am on the right track. If only I could get Priyanka to stop talking about my future jobs in Mumbai.
In general, I am improving, I am down to one cigarette a day, and hopefully a half today, barring any sort of total breakdown. It's always eminent! I am also learning about India reading the paper everyday, and this place is tougher and much more violent than I thought. They have their share of murders, rapes, sodomy, extortion, fraud, clear cutting, etc. daily. I am hoping to steer clear of the evil elements of India.
I am living off the street food, and in the paper today there is a typhoid fever alert going, epidemic? Great. Stay away from 'CUT FRUIT,' Contaminated water, etc. Shit I have about 8 fruit juice shakes a day, ahh Fig, Banana, Grape, Strawberry, Pineapple. Amazing and all between 10-20 Rs. (.25 - .50) I think I got a shot for Typhoid? How long are they good for?
Reading about a lot of young enterpenuers in India making some good money, sounding more and more like moeny is in the air here like the USA. Makes it all sound possible. And learning more about what is to come in June, the MONSOON. Eating Ice Cream in the rain, stuff like that, coming out of Priyanka's incredibly wet little mouth makes it all sounds so good! She of course does not ride the public trains, which must get real nasty in the rain, while you are simaltaneously touching 6 to 8 other men in the 'everyone else class' train cars. Come to India and ride the trains in the rush hours if you are lonely! It's like twister but as far away as your imagination can take you from your high school cheerleading squad! Or some gestault therapy for the agraphobic! Bye, Dino...
Quotes:
24 Hour Full Power
Pure Indian
Aren't you tired? (after the second nut)
True Democracy
It's just a piece of tissue (the big V)
The Push Pull Wooing Technique *( Thnx Yasha(the nice slice of swiss cheese in the big apple))
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